Can you really have too many tomatoes?
You start by making 50 quarts of canned crushed tomatoes at midnight with guests and wine. Impress these same guests with 25 jars of cherry tomato salsa and a weird cherry tomato/caramelized onion sauce for hot dogs. (Have kid guests pick the cherry tomatoes since they still think it’s fun). Dehydrate a ton on them (sun-dried). The dehydrator makes a loud whirring noise for hours and hours. The feeling of relief when you finally turn it off is amazing.
Then with the not-so-great tomatoes left over when the blight sets in on the plants have a party with your animals (note Nala the big white dog was NOT invited).