Make egg salad
Send a dozen to neighbors as peace offering after chicken flock steals from her bird feeders and rooster attacks satellite repair man.
Quiche, frittata, breakfast casseroles and did I say tortes?
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack . . . hmm.
I think I’ve seen something in a beauty magazine about facials . . .
Oh, and of course there’s keeping some on hand for when you’re imitating a drunk Meg Ryan in When a Man Loves a Woman and you smash the eggs all over your neighbor’s car. Then more eggs as a peace offering.
Where’s the Egg Council when you need it?